Month: December 2009

(NSFW!!) You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll kiss 60 minutes of your life goodbye. Eric Bana LOVES his car! Best movies of our picks. The Nic Cage drinking game! Kick-Ass movie. Moon Knight in a pie eating contest. Star Trek: The Motion Picture at 30. Pon Farr meal? Splinter of the Minds Eye. You read a Lando book?! End of the decade. Geek on the Cheap. Its just not right! QT directs Green Lantern? Nope! I’m watching Smallville and hate it AND love it. Zan and Jayna? Marvel hates women?! Edward hates Bella! Comedies. Shannon wants to marry Jack Bauer!

(NSFW!)   Dan O’Bannon, dead? Brittany Murphy dead? Gene Barry, Roy Disney…but still no Lindsay?!  Something, Something, Dark Side. X-Men First Class. Holiday timeTV viewing. Myth Busters GORN CANNON!

Eddie Izzard in Day of the Triffids! Kerry hates the gay?! Kerry did not know that! Brandons Big Gay blog hates the Elderly! We are only Media ‘Types’. Frazetta’s kid is nuts! Sexy Trek stars. Left hand = good cop. Right hand = bad cop. Harry Potter, nude?! I thought it was all about width? Horcrux?  Metalokalypse. Esurance chick is do-able. Sex with cartoon hotties?! A 3’some with the Geico lizard?! That’s a real thing? This package chafes. Wolfman is R. Batman is back. Battleship: The Movie. Aliens?! Matt Fraction IS god. Our mythology IS Marvel. Cap IS Jesus!

Trapped in a massive snowstorm, which member of the panel will be eaten first? Oh, Scott Pierce…nevermind. (NSFW!)  Latest News: Germans in Vegas? Twilight Glitter on strippers. Max Steel? Its all FAKE! Where is my pirate hat? Princess and the Frog. Team Sh*t. Review of Avatar. Dances with Furngully. She looks like a pug. Unobtainium?! Seriously?! Look whats in the palm of my OTHER hand. Fantastic Voyage Never trust Donald Pleasance.The Deadpool/Zombieland connection. Men in Black 3? Ghostbusters 3 spoilers. Foreigners LOVE Heroes. IronMan 2. Kingpin. (NSFW!!) Uncle Kerry’s prison rape story time. Full circle goat.

This weeks new episode (NSFW!) will totally mess with your head, maaan!! (dedicated to the late, great Capt. Bastard) Hawkeye wont be purple? Really? Black Hole Redux. Klingon puppet Tiny Tim. Flipper discs (not the dolphin) for BluRay  The most offensive movie ever? Obama is a V?! Just repeat to yourself “Its just a show” The Daily Show IS the news! Werewoofs! Drakleeahs. Team Carmella. Getting mighty deep in here. Your monster is who you are. Raped by ham.