Month: June 2010

News: Peter Jackson WILL direct them Hobbits. A Martian Chronicles action film? Couldn’t hurt. Marvel Television.  They know who Jeph Loeb is, right? More X-Men: First Class casting.  Hey DC! Welcome to the digital party. ST: First Contact free? Inception will be smarter than you. Dr. Strange Movie? Syfy will let you choose the direction of their next Mega Bad movie. TV this week: Warehouse 13 marathon. Greatest American Hero marathon?!

Basement: Punisher Max. Preacher.  JC the sitcom. Jesus vs Everybody. The FCC hates horsey sex. Hey parents! Learn to use the V chip! Teach your children well, asshole. The GSPC guide to parenting. Listen up and take notes.  Kids n porn. What was your first? Slurp n gag? Porn on a cave wall. I found a laptop in the bushes!!

News: Jimmy covers E3. Scott pilgrim game. Spider-man: Shattered Dimensions. Batman: B&B. Marvel vs Capcom. Home Front. (are you lissnin’ North Korea?!) Kinect. Dead Rising 2. 3DS.

More News: Marvel short films? Buy X-Men First Class set visit. More Rise of the Apes casting. Plan 9 in color in theatres in 3D?! Eastbound and Down. Ghost Rider 2. Sam Raimi IS the Great and Powerful OZ. Zack G IS Mr. Limpet!? Anyone remember the Equalizer?  Anyone but Kerry and Russell Crowe? Toy Story 4?! TV this week.

Basement:  Heave the real turd! Got Hitler? I will come to your birthday party and fuck it up! I love Mahoney. Is anything Reboot Proof? Robert pattinson IS The Crow?! Pictures of topless minors. MISS Puss in Boots. Toad IS a drunk driver! Takei is baffled! Next Gen SUCKS. Frakes and Shannon are ‘pals’. Keenan Thompson kicks Shannon out of dreamland. Knights of BadAssdom.Tucker & Dale VS Evil. Toy Story 3 review. Pixar rules! New Muppet Movie news. Warren the Ape. Futurama is back!

News:  Spidey casting rumour 90% confirmed.  Hawkeye is! Dum Dum IS! NO Joker! Snoop Dogg doesn’t like you! Game releases for the week.

Episode: Recorded Live at Brewvies. Suck you man boobs in! LGK is Beeber Free! Project X. SwampThing. Logan’s Run. Caprica. Snipe Hunt: The Series! MANdelabra: The Human Candelabra! Never go Puss to Shark. MANdelabra has already jumped the Sharktapus. V. Heroes. Shat My Dad Says. The Defenders. Parks and Recreation. Looney Tunes. True Blood SPOILERS! Super Heroes in yer pocket? The bank IS the Money Store.

News:  Spidey casting rumour 90% confirmed.  Hawkeye is! Dum Dum IS! NO Joker! Snoop Dogg doesn’t like you! Game releases for the week.

Episode: Recorded Live at Brewvies. Suck you man boobs in! LGK is Beeber Free! Project X. SwampThing. Logan’s Run. Caprica. Snipe Hunt: The Series! MANdelabra: The Human Candelabra! Never go Puss to Shark. MANdelabra has already jumped the Sharktapus. V. Heroes. Shat My Dad Says. The Defenders. Parks and Recreation. Looney Tunes. True Blood SPOILERS! Super Heroes in yer pocket? The bank IS the Money Store.