The Geekshow Podcast Archive

(NSFW!! And now also available in SFW.) Latest News: Harrison Ford is the Olde Prospector.  Green Lanterns skin tight electric suit.  He Man movie is back! Spidey casting? Yes…er, NO.  Fright Nite remake, keptin. POA prequel. Gay Tony! Tom Clancy! Brundlefly. Blackest Night #8 suks. Where do I start with comics? Marvel Rules. DC drools. More Firefly?! Nathan Fillion love. Dr Who new? RFD Network! Trees Are Down!! Torchwood Love.  Captain Jack will NOT be gay. Important reasons you should PAY to see KICK-ASS this weekend!! Hasbro Trek toys?! Please say its true!! Toys…buy them!!

(NSFW!!) Kentucky fried Chipmunk. Ground up angel meat. Tube or stick form? Ka-Rum hater! The legend of the 1200 dollar Chick-fil-a sandwich. Cheap paint. Clash of the Titans sucks!  Bubo-D2.  Cylon Trucker!! Caprica. Lost. WTF? The Prisoner. Hit my head and can only speak Esperanto!  To ipad or not to ipad? Marvel Digital. The ipad DS9. Glee spoilers!! You know, the Mormons.

Have you ever wanted to sit in on the GSPC panel? Your own mic. Your own chair. Your own thoughts and feelings…hurt. Listen at the end of the ‘latest news’ segment for your chance!

This episode was a Radio Edition recorded on 3/18. Many of you have asked for it, so here ye go. NEWS: Just go back to Smallville! Once you go green skin. Iron Man 2 spoiler! Transformers 3…now with actors! Bryan Singer chooses Jack over Xmen? Hobbit. Spy Kids. Robopocalypse. Tim Burtons Addams Family. Iron Man 3, already?Your Captain America is the Human Torch.

(NSFW!!!) Your gift on this Shatmas Day is a New episode!  Latest News: Whats on TV? Conan correction. Three Inches. Squishy Tank! Star Tours refit. Ultimate Disney pass. Dr Horrible movie. New Batman, Green Arrow AND Flash movies! EP: WWE figures. Doc Savage. Conans Dad is NOT! Wanted 2 is not wanted. Speedy Gonzales; The Movie! A mouse dilemma, not a Mexican dilemma. Arthur reboot? Kriss Kross is dead!? Angry Sex with Scott Pierce. Shatner. Gilligans Island: The Movie! The Empire Strikes you Bank Account. Space champagne. Don’t buy this shit! Gaming stuff on the cheap. Free toys online. No hangover booze is real. WTF ending. Just rambles and babbles.

(NSFW!!)  It gets real ugly in the basement.  Mommy, Daddy, Uncle Scott and Aunt Derek fight! New heavy Metal Movie. Hugo Weaving is probably yer Red Skull. Green Lantern hires Jango Fett.  Classic Planet of the Apes sequel?! Whats on TV? Pork based advancements. “The Demon in Footie Jammies” directed by Roman Polanski. Iron Man 2 action figures Orgasm Scale. Teen Wolf is NOT a Wolf?! American Jesus. Kick Ass sort of review w/ spoilers.  Jeff vs Kerry! Kerry vs Jeff! Mark Millar wins. Derek vs Scott! Scott vs Derek! My JetPack wins! And…you are wrong!!!

(NSFW!!) New episode will steal your Spankerchief.  First, Marcus joins Kerry for an Academy Awards wrap up. Old school game news. New game releases. BioShock 2 is awesome. TV this week: Caprica and DinoShark are your best bets. Serge is tweeting? Marcus laments movie releases. In the basement:  Lotta Love In This Room. Derek vs Scott: Media for free?! Old white men suck. Uses for your CD’s. Cap casting/movie news. Olivia Munn has eyes? Movieweb Sucks! New writer for Superman AND Wonder Woman! Star Wars. Lucas bought the earthquake gun from Barry Obama. Yello Batman….yay. L Shannon kidnapped Derek’s creepy doll. Raggedy Rapist Andy. Take a doll to a strip club. Ant Man. Disney XD. Wolverine 2. Alice in Wonderland. Tron: Legacy. Disneyland makeover? Abe Lincoln; Vampire Hunter. Drunken History. Zack Braff IS Steve Guttenberg. Sparticus is SO very gay.

Marcus and Swankmotron join Kerry for ‘Latest News’:  WE WILL BET YOU we know who Captain America will be! We actually want this new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Kick-Ass Sequel! The Crazies review. Missle Command: the movie!?  Captain EO? Swanks die warning for PS3 owners.

Jimmy Martin from SLUG magazine guests on the panel. Scott chews  oxygen. “I’m on facebook?” Porn News! Ass Acne.  American Psycho: The musical?! New Judge Dredd. Walking Dead the TV series. Roger Corman’s: SHARKTAPUS!  How many mouths? Finally, my Boba Fett helmet! General Grievous: Love God.  Iron Man 2 Sountrack = best of AC/DC. Shannon hates burlesque. Let a nude girl read you Sci Fi. Wolfmuhn. Trek. We will steal the grand Nagus’ cane! Geek Show: The Movie! The iSam Jackson is a MUST!  Dodge That Barrel!!

(NSFW!!)Your OG Xbox is no longer live.  Rebuy all the old comics your grandma made your DAD throw away.  Boner Fight! Boner is missing?! Sh*t thee Shatner says. Boba is back. “who’s looking out for the parents?”.  The New Forum explained in a ‘tough love’ kind of way. Worlds biggest Mexican.  Lost! (Shannon tells all!) Heroes! Still?! Eighty Acres. The Young Boba Fett Chronicles. George Lucas IS Yosemite Sam?! American Duckfitti? What Have YOU fallen out of love with? David Lynch? MST3K?! The Simpsons? Tyler Perry? King of the Hill? Thundarr? ATHF? The Great Space Coaster? The Office? Suffering from George Lucas Battered Wife syndrome.

NEW Episode will clean your parts! (NSFW!!) Rocket firing backpack classic Boba is coming back! Chris Pine is NOT Captain America. Pt 2 of “Cap hates America” New Superman movie? Hawaii 5 0?! New Escape from New York. Gun on Ice Planet Zero. Shannon loves Petes dragon. Bring your backpack. Do it until you believe. Stan Lee is excited about the Ant Man movie! The British are Not happy with Disney.   Pt 1 of “Cap hates America” Fox news is NOT happy with Captain America. (they ARE the REAL America…after all.)  Apologies in comics AND radio are for pussies!!  All that’s left are Hillbillies and Nazis.  Oh, and a new Riddick movie….and boobs.

(NSFW!!) New episode is an embarrassment of bitches. 75% of the Captain America movie news is great! The other 25% will make you vomit.  Daredevil reboot writer. Woofboy is Stretch Armstrong.  No, that’s good news! Bill Murray wants to slime you. George is suing everyone! Get in my hold!! Turn this off! Writer Jake Black (Batman brave and Bold, Ninja Turtles, Legion of Superheroes, Ben 10, Super girl, Hannah Montana trading cards) Chris Farley IS Riker! Jake and Helen Slater. Are we going to Strawberry Days, Mr. Loothor?  Why should I be reading Super girl…besides her great ass? She can kill cancer? GSPC’s Fainting Goat. Smallville: Absolut Just us. Legend of Billie Jean? ….and then Glenn Close made a coat.