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(NSFW!!) New episode features Release dates for Trek 2, Avengers and Pirates 4. Speculation re: Wolverine 2, Spidey 4 and Ghost Rider 2. Malchovich IS the Vulture. The Ateam trailer rules! Blake Lively is Green Lantern special gal. Shatner on RAW.  Boom boom. Okay, Veruca. Marvin the Martian movie? Y’all got fake poo? Who is Maddonna. Reboot Star Wars?! WTF?! The great Jabba the Hutt begs you…do not touch his blood. TV News!  Dexter theory: Suicide? BSG. Big Love. 24. Human Target. Up Chuck. Dr . Who. Future Wolf? Ricky Gervais is gawd. Heeb Magazine? Ghostbusters 3. Save Milo. Save Shannons’ mom. Healthcare sux. Neuticals. The pump? Pump more ham.

Put on your Geek Shawl and cuddle up with the ibaby. Dr. Dolphin Cove. Marcus vs Jeff..who is the AvaTARD?! Top 10 movies all around, please. Drag Precious to Hell. Trek rules everything! All Day Sucker. Twilight. That’s how it ends?! SERIOUSLY?! That’s love, baby. The Walls of Fallopia. I’m bowlegged and I like it. Eat more pigs feet.

(NSFW!!) You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll kiss 60 minutes of your life goodbye. Eric Bana LOVES his car! Best movies of our picks. The Nic Cage drinking game! Kick-Ass movie. Moon Knight in a pie eating contest. Star Trek: The Motion Picture at 30. Pon Farr meal? Splinter of the Minds Eye. You read a Lando book?! End of the decade. Geek on the Cheap. Its just not right! QT directs Green Lantern? Nope! I’m watching Smallville and hate it AND love it. Zan and Jayna? Marvel hates women?! Edward hates Bella! Comedies. Shannon wants to marry Jack Bauer!

(NSFW!)   Dan O’Bannon, dead? Brittany Murphy dead? Gene Barry, Roy Disney…but still no Lindsay?!  Something, Something, Dark Side. X-Men First Class. Holiday timeTV viewing. Myth Busters GORN CANNON!

Eddie Izzard in Day of the Triffids! Kerry hates the gay?! Kerry did not know that! Brandons Big Gay blog hates the Elderly! We are only Media ‘Types’. Frazetta’s kid is nuts! Sexy Trek stars. Left hand = good cop. Right hand = bad cop. Harry Potter, nude?! I thought it was all about width? Horcrux?  Metalokalypse. Esurance chick is do-able. Sex with cartoon hotties?! A 3’some with the Geico lizard?! That’s a real thing? This package chafes. Wolfman is R. Batman is back. Battleship: The Movie. Aliens?! Matt Fraction IS god. Our mythology IS Marvel. Cap IS Jesus!

Trapped in a massive snowstorm, which member of the panel will be eaten first? Oh, Scott Pierce…nevermind. (NSFW!)  Latest News: Germans in Vegas? Twilight Glitter on strippers. Max Steel? Its all FAKE! Where is my pirate hat? Princess and the Frog. Team Sh*t. Review of Avatar. Dances with Furngully. She looks like a pug. Unobtainium?! Seriously?! Look whats in the palm of my OTHER hand. Fantastic Voyage Never trust Donald Pleasance.The Deadpool/Zombieland connection. Men in Black 3? Ghostbusters 3 spoilers. Foreigners LOVE Heroes. IronMan 2. Kingpin. (NSFW!!) Uncle Kerry’s prison rape story time. Full circle goat.

This weeks new episode (NSFW!) will totally mess with your head, maaan!! (dedicated to the late, great Capt. Bastard) Hawkeye wont be purple? Really? Black Hole Redux. Klingon puppet Tiny Tim. Flipper discs (not the dolphin) for BluRay  The most offensive movie ever? Obama is a V?! Just repeat to yourself “Its just a show” The Daily Show IS the news! Werewoofs! Drakleeahs. Team Carmella. Getting mighty deep in here. Your monster is who you are. Raped by ham.

Video Games. Nazis vs Dinos. Gestapo Park? Venture Bros! Superman vs Thundercats?! Star Trek online will ruin you.  Nazi Gorn? Jack-Ass 3D!  Man Ventures. The things we are doing might possibly be illegal. Lois Lane vs My Advances. Kligon Child Abuse Outrage! Most scientists are assholes. Putting the dic in dictionary. I am now, all for The Spider-man Musical.  I love brian COX. Space vacations, courtesy of the Spaniards. Wil Wheaton IS the Tube.

Lotsa TV coverage and Twlight New Moon crap.

(NSFW!) Smallville. Lost. I hate Heroe!  Sweet, sweet rape. Hey, Grandma! Fix the TV! Ratings. Joss Wheadon has gone a drinkin’. Dr. Who. Thor and the multi-culture bridge.  Eddie Murphy IS the cast of Thor! The Mayans are still here.  2012 is HILARIOUS!  Spider-Man 4.  You didn’t stick the dismount. Spider baby’s ass? Another Rape show? TWILIGHT: NEW MOON is…..? The womens! Am Ia charming old lady, or a pervert? Black Wednesday Moan? Twilight=sexy? Gay boyfriend? Tin Schlager? New Moon is Classic Trek?! Bella IS a D tease. Tonite, let it be GeekenBrau.

 

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(NSFW!!) New episode is smothered in gravy! Micronauts: The Movie! Star Trek Blu-ray vessel simulator. 2012 wusses out? Fatwa? 2013 for tv?! Fourth Kind is fake?! Really!? Ghost Rider 2. Steve Guttenburg is good for the world?! Kirk in wax! Mad Max ine. We don’t need another Hebrew. Powers: What WB should do on TV. BSG easter egg. Geek Show says “Hey to strippers!” You don’t strip to the Ghostbusters theme! ATARI!  Star Trek online. Champions online. I made a Clayface just this morning! The Ace of Cakes RPG. LGK IS Madame Tesla.  Supervillan Troy. Phantom Moose. Little House iphone app. Remote control car is a bad idea. Best Comics ever. SQUIRREL!