News: Peter Jackson WILL direct them Hobbits. A Martian Chronicles action film? Couldn’t hurt. Marvel Television. They know who Jeph Loeb is, right? More X-Men: First Class casting. Hey DC! Welcome to the digital party. ST: First Contact free? Inception will be smarter than you. Dr. Strange Movie? Syfy will let you choose the direction of their next Mega Bad movie. TV this week: Warehouse 13 marathon. Greatest American Hero marathon?!
Basement: Punisher Max. Preacher. JC the sitcom. Jesus vs Everybody. The FCC hates horsey sex. Hey parents! Learn to use the V chip! Teach your children well, asshole. The GSPC guide to parenting. Listen up and take notes. Kids n porn. What was your first? Slurp n gag? Porn on a cave wall. I found a laptop in the bushes!!