Basement: (NSFW!) The poor can’t pull off a scheme. Why are there so many songs about assholes? YOU are committing war crimes! Dust for scrotum prints. Teabagging is like dying.
Broken News: (NSFW!) Siri vs Majel. Thor 2. Louis CK is a genius! COD:MW3 is a thing! Review: MI:4 & Sherlock 2. They Good! Dr WHO kicks Amy & Rory out the Tardis! RIP: Joe Simon. Paradise Lost is benched. Just Cause game will be a movie. Rico Rodriguez!!
Basement: (NSFW!) Three Stooges. Farrelly Brothers superhero comedy. Iron Man 3 will rule! Only the elderly will make that joke. Daredevil + The Wire = reboot. Moon Pie:the Movie! Did dad queef again? Futurama. Warrior. Good Will Punching. Catch 44. Underworld. The Old Republic.