Basement: (NSFW!) American Horror Story. Jon Borrowman is a superhero. Our Aquaman movie script is coming together. Netflix is dead?! Wolverine pirate goes to jail.
Broken News: (NSFW!) My beautiful plaid prince. RDJ is Gepetto?! Benedict Cumberbatch. Seth Rogen’s Apocalypse. Live action Akira movie paused. SNL vs Adult Swim? Devil Inside is awful and #1. Portlandia.
Basement: (NSFW!) Wifi is killing your sperm. The 100 dollar bill of sex acts. No fun unless she’s crying. The horror of finding the 3 ft dildo. Stephen King time travels to save JFK. Game of Thrones games. My dentist recommends it. Moneyball. Whats your number? Boardwalk Empire. Alcatraz. Napoleon Dynamite series. Gotham City Imposters.