0117 – New Episode comes in bears

News:  WTF happened with Scott Pilgrim? Star Wars celebration. John Stewart vs George Lucas. Send away for Boba today!

Basement: Live action Yogi?! Is it rape? Marvel Studios = The Man? Why NOT a JLA movie? Shit my dad says.  TV news: The Hub. Kerry will NOT raise your kids. Froot Loops counting book? Torchwood. Louis CK. David Cross. Lee Majors! Fall Guy. Quantum Leap: The Movie! Twilight killed a guy.

0116 – NEW EPISODE smells like Sulu

Basement: Sulu por Homme. In the deep end of the pool with Gene Lucas and George Roddenberry. Snarry porn? SnareGrid? Snarry Spotter? CSI: Hogwarts. Green Latern movie news from NOLA.  Sports: World Sauna Champ dies! Star Wars celebration. the circle of Nerd on Star Tours. Lucas. Kevein Smith. Batman wets himself! Booth Babe controversy? What a douche.

0115 – NEW EPISODE: The kids like the raps

Scott. Pierce. Raps.  That is all I need to say!

News: Superman Reboot? Robocop dead. Nick Cave will save The Crow!? Cameron+del Toro=Cthulhu! More Xmen: First Class mutants! We discovered Boilerplate, now JJ’s making it! The AT-AT toy you always wanted. Young Justice. Rodriguez hearts Deadpool! Batman: Under the Red Hood.

Basement: Geek regret. Toy Story 3 spoilers! It’s normal for a college kid to play wih an 8yr old girl. Breathe through your mouth, honey. I WILL CRY! Pixar Love. Geek Regret 2. BJ > anything in the world? Make a rock/paper/scissors of sex. 17.50. How much $ to never have sex again. Charity is looking for a Loan. The Pro: Animated! What is this generations Star Wars? I said faD, not faG. Avatar. Kinect for XBOX360. Baby I Got Your Money performed by Scott Pierce!!

0114 – New Episode is in on the CON

NSFW!

News: Jimmy and Kerry bring you some select Comic-Con news. Marvel movies OWNED he Con. Thor, Captain America and the Avengers.Joss Wheadon gets it!  Ghost Rider 2 rumor control. A Haunted Mansion movie by Guillermo del Toro?! Family Guy. Tron:Legacy. More.

Basement: Dan-droid the Laptop Android. Cousin Oliver ruined the name Oliver. Just another Geek Show. Blueberries!   Verb more ham. Peter, Tosh.0 rules. Tivo the new ones. Deadpool Max: the only Deadpool title you need? Futurama! Is cable/satellite tv doomed? Is anticipation over rated? Weiner schnitzel!  We need your love! Dexter kill room….with chili.  God hates Geeks. Lucas hates Prowse. Thanks you, ants. Thants. Rescue me. Louis CK rules.

0113 – New Episode will DO IT LIVE

If you’re a gamer, this one is for you. The entire panel, on a stage, live at the Geex electronics and gaming expo.  Lotsa gaming news and only 14 walkouts. I’d love to give you an idea of what happens in this episode, but I didn’t take any notes…and I drank away all the memories.  Just listen and marvel at the magic.  Next stop, Broadway!

0112 – New Episode is gluten free

(NSFW) Basement: Make us a theme song.  We ALL have a TV show.  Meanwhile, at the World Cup final….nothing is happening.  How many years does it last?  Wheatus! GSPC declares forums are anti-social media.  Blizzard agrees. WOW. No longer anonymous. After all I have done for your peashooter. Uaregay. Ed Norton NOT in The Avengers. Zombie Bixby?! Wha’happen?! Fay 7 Lex.  Nasty Nurses. A NEWPee Wee movie!  Large Marge!! Airbender. M Knight better bring it.  An incomplete list of Mel Gibsons hate filled rants.  Is he ‘done’? Shadowland!! Dracleeas vs X-Men! Vegan Twinkies are made of wood.

0111 – NEW EPISODE wants to play ‘hide the hydro-spanner’

(NSFW)News

Twilight review. Airbender review. Worse than Twilight?! M Night likes it when your ‘up his ass’?! Your new Spider-man is…a Brit?  Andy Serkis is typecast again. Have Spacesuit-Will Travel. Neil Gaiman says we wont get his vampire book, because there are too many vampire books.  Mel Gibson Hates Everybody.

(NSFW)Basement: TESB. Hoff Roast. Logans Run. Jennifer Love and the Wonder Hewitts. Lobo. Batman Year 1. Planet Hulk. Walking Dead. Thunder cats. Magoo reduex?! Droopy. Seinfeld $! George is getting angry! Cap’s costume. Thor’s interview. Comic Con panels? Genre not so important? Vader is mental and the Joker is Sane?! SW Game. The D Bagg chair. Raising Hope IS The Jungle Book?! Watch it! Will you pay to see Torchwood?! Fernando Wolfback is NO friend of Shannon. Geek Rock! Lists. Something cool will happen.

 

0110 – Uncle Kerry’s rape-y time story hour

News: Peter Jackson WILL direct them Hobbits. A Martian Chronicles action film? Couldn’t hurt. Marvel Television.  They know who Jeph Loeb is, right? More X-Men: First Class casting.  Hey DC! Welcome to the digital party. ST: First Contact free? Inception will be smarter than you. Dr. Strange Movie? Syfy will let you choose the direction of their next Mega Bad movie. TV this week: Warehouse 13 marathon. Greatest American Hero marathon?!

Basement: Punisher Max. Preacher.  JC the sitcom. Jesus vs Everybody. The FCC hates horsey sex. Hey parents! Learn to use the V chip! Teach your children well, asshole. The GSPC guide to parenting. Listen up and take notes.  Kids n porn. What was your first? Slurp n gag? Porn on a cave wall. I found a laptop in the bushes!!

0109 – My Husband Talked My Daughter To Death

News: Jimmy covers E3. Scott pilgrim game. Spider-man: Shattered Dimensions. Batman: B&B. Marvel vs Capcom. Home Front. (are you lissnin’ North Korea?!) Kinect. Dead Rising 2. 3DS.

More News: Marvel short films? Buy X-Men First Class set visit. More Rise of the Apes casting. Plan 9 in color in theatres in 3D?! Eastbound and Down. Ghost Rider 2. Sam Raimi IS the Great and Powerful OZ. Zack G IS Mr. Limpet!? Anyone remember the Equalizer?  Anyone but Kerry and Russell Crowe? Toy Story 4?! TV this week.

Basement:  Heave the real turd! Got Hitler? I will come to your birthday party and fuck it up! I love Mahoney. Is anything Reboot Proof? Robert pattinson IS The Crow?! Pictures of topless minors. MISS Puss in Boots. Toad IS a drunk driver! Takei is baffled! Next Gen SUCKS. Frakes and Shannon are ‘pals’. Keenan Thompson kicks Shannon out of dreamland. Knights of BadAssdom.Tucker & Dale VS Evil. Toy Story 3 review. Pixar rules! New Muppet Movie news. Warren the Ape. Futurama is back!

0108 – Blaquaman

News:  Spidey casting rumour 90% confirmed.  Hawkeye is! Dum Dum IS! NO Joker! Snoop Dogg doesn’t like you! Game releases for the week.

Episode: Recorded Live at Brewvies. Suck you man boobs in! LGK is Beeber Free! Project X. SwampThing. Logan’s Run. Caprica. Snipe Hunt: The Series! MANdelabra: The Human Candelabra! Never go Puss to Shark. MANdelabra has already jumped the Sharktapus. V. Heroes. Shat My Dad Says. The Defenders. Parks and Recreation. Looney Tunes. True Blood SPOILERS! Super Heroes in yer pocket? The bank IS the Money Store.